The New Laws

[Caroline Tobias]

Briefing

You are all here to hear about the new rules and laws set in by the government to protect us all. So we will go over each new rule, the details about them and the proper punishments, if the persecutor survives. Remember, as an officer and government official, you are forced to follow these rules, if you do not, you will not have the privilege of death. Punishment for any police or government official breaking these laws is a one way ticket to jail to rot with the rest of the people you put away, no trail and no escape. Now, lets move on to the new law, shall we?

Laws

• Music: The government has banned all music besides what they have approved. These songs have no lyrics and are normally quite dull in nature, but they are the only type of music allowed for anyone to listen to at any one time. Some clubs may have a license to play unapproved music, but they are also required to have police around at the times they play these types of music. Punishment; Anyone listening to music not on the approved list will be shot at first, if they survive, they will be shot again until dead. No questions asked.
  
• Writing: All poetry and creative writing has been banned and all books holding either should be turned in to be burned. Writing such as journalism and biographies are allowed as long as only the truth, or what is given as the truth, is written about with no creativity in it. Punishment; Anyone caught writing poetry or creative stories will have their hands cut off. The ones caught with books holding either will be burned along with their book(s) with no questions asked.
  
• Painting: Painting is completely banned and will not be allowed by ANYONE! There will be no gray area for painting, all of it is automatically illegal. Punishment; Anyone caught painting will be shot until dead, their families will then also be shot and if they survive, they will be thrown into jail.
  
• Dancing: There are only certain dances that are approved by the government and are the only dances that should be used. All other types of dancing, including freestyle, are illegal. Punishment; Anyone caught dancing something not approved will be publicly flogged by anyone who desires. Second time offenders will be shot by a firing squad, the public is also allowed to watch this event.
  
• Tattoos & Piercings: All types of tattoos and piercings are illegal! There will be no exceptions and no gray area for either subject. Punishment; Being caught with a tattoo will get you a one way ticket to an acid washing of said tattoo until it is completely gone. As for piercings, anyone caught with these will be stripped in public and have their piercings torn from their body then publicly flogged. The piercings will be torn off by a pair of pliers heated to four thousand degrees.
  
• Sex: Due to many activities becoming illegal, the government has made prostitution legal! Also, all types of sex forms are not banned, so you can do it anyway you desire. So be happy one thing stayed the same.

True Rumors

• Monitoring: The government is indeed watching and listening to everything you do. They have cameras set up almost everywhere they can to watch your every move. If this wasn't bad enough, the rumor about the government tapping your phone lines is also true, but this truth is unknown and only rumored on.
  
• Trigger Happy Cops: This rumor is not much of a rumor since it is so very true. Most cops shoot anyone breaking the new laws on sight rather then stopping to ask questions. For one, it is far less paperwork for them to do and for two, its something the government won't frown down on. So most cops find it easier to pull the trigger then taking out the cuffs.